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THE NOT SO GENTLE ART OF SEVERING LIMBS

by ABSURDEITY

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Dylan HM2 Powell
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Dylan HM2 Powell This slab of putridity is the perfect album for these dystopian times that we are living in. This is the album to put on whilst kicking the cunt out of every globalist slag from the world economic forum and coffee shop hipsters 🤘🏻 Favorite track: 2. NO REST FOR THE POSSESSED.
DEATH BY METAL 666
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DEATH BY METAL 666 2 releases in 1/2 yr what a way to end 2023 hopefully more of the same for 2024 from These Sick Fuckers🤘 Favorite track: 5. SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT AND COVER YOU IN PIG'S BLOOD.
Püttkieker
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Püttkieker This release was a nice Xmas surprise. "Shit down your Throat (...) is a real banger, but then again that goes for every single track on this album. Made it on my top ten 2023 list hands down. Favorite track: 5. SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT AND COVER YOU IN PIG'S BLOOD.
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1.
SO…. SAW! SAWING, SAWING, SAWING THROUGH YOUR BONES THROATSAW, HACKSAW AND EVERY SAW I OWN MIXING UP THE MASTERY, ARMS AND LEGS FLY FREE WATCH AND LEARN FROM ME, THE UNDISPUTED BONESAW KING ROLL THE HEAD IN VASELINE AND FUCK THE SKULL WITH EASE PENETRATE THE MOUTH WITH FORCE, USE THE BLOOD AS GREASE DISINTEGRATING CORPSE, SEXUAL INTERCOURSE RIPE, BLEEDING ORIFICE, HAIL THE BONESAW KING HAIL THE BONESAW KING HAIL THE BONESAW KING DISSOLVING THE VULVA, VAPORIZE THE HEAD BURN THE CROTCH BEYOND RECOGNITION PULSE AT ZERO, SODOMIZE THE DEAD PRAISE THE BONESAW KING PRAISE THE BONESAW KING PRAISE THE BONESAW KING SAWING, SAWING, SAWING THROUGH YOUR BONES THROATSAW, HACKSAW AND EVERY SAW I OWN MIXING UP THE MASTERY, ARMS AND LEGS FLY FREE WATCH AND LEARN FROM ME, THE UNDISPUTED BONESAW KING SO…. SAW! SAWING, SAWING, SAWING THROUGH YOUR BONES THROATSAW, HACKSAW AND EVERY SAW I OWN MIXING UP THE MASTERY, ARMS AND LEGS FLY FREE WATCH AND LEARN FROM ME, THE UNDISPUTED BONESAW KING ROLL THE HEAD IN VASELINE AND FUCK THE SKULL WITH EASE PENETRATE THE MOUTH WITH FORCE, USE THE BLOOD AS GREASE DISINTEGRATING CORPSE, SEXUAL INTERCOURSE RIPE, BLEEDING ORIFICE, HAIL THE BONESAW KING HAIL THE BONESAW KING HAIL THE BONESAW KING DISSOLVING THE VULVA, VAPORIZE THE HEAD BURN THE CROTCH BEYOND RECOGNITION PULSE AT ZERO, SODOMIZE THE DEAD PRAISE THE BONESAW KING PRAISE THE BONESAW KING PRAISE THE BONESAW KING SAWING, SAWING, SAWING THROUGH YOUR BONES THROATSAW, HACKSAW AND EVERY SAW I OWN MIXING UP THE MASTERY, ARMS AND LEGS FLY FREE WATCH AND LEARN FROM ME, THE UNDISPUTED BONESAW KING
2.
SCREAMS OF EXCRUCIATING PAIN A FEAST OF ROTTEN ENTRAILS BUTCHERED, RAPED, IMMORTALIZED DREAMS OF DEATH AND VENGEANCE DISLOCATE THE INNARDS PRECISE INSISIONS, SCALPEL DEATH SLICING UP THE TWISTED FACE NO REST FOR THE POSSESSED NO REST FOR THE POSSESSED POSSESSED DISTORTED BEAUTY, UNBEARABLE STENCH, ERECTION CARVE AND HACK, DISMEMBERMENT, PERFECTION NO REST FOR THE POSSESSED CUTTING THE CROTCH, REVEL IN THE BLOOD SPLITTING THE SKULL, LICK THE INSIDE POSSESSION LICK THE INSIDE, POSSESSION LICK THE INSIDE, POSSESSION A PILE OF USELESS MEAT, MAKE LOVE TO THE DECEASED LOBOTOMY, INSANITY, A SORDID ACT OF LUNACY LICK ME INSIDE, ON YOUR DEAD TONGUE, MY SEED A KNIFE TOUCHED WITH LOVE AND A SOUL FULL OF SCARS FILLING YOUR BOWELS WITH ACID FILLING MY BOWELS WITH GORE NO REST FOR THE POSSESSED NO REST FOR THE POSSESSED NO REST FOR THE POSSESSED
3.
YOU HAD ME AT HAIL SATAN YOU WILL LEARN TO LOVE THE PAIN YOU HAD ME AT HAIL SATAN NEW LEVELS OF SUFFERING DRINK THIS NAILGUN NECTAR AND REJOICE DRINK IT LIKE YOU HAVE NO CHOICE GARGLE STEEL, CRY AND KNEEL I CAN NOT SPEAK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF BLOOD MURDER WILL BE MY VOICE SEVER THE HEAD, I DO NOT REPENT I SLAY LIKE I’M HEAVEN-SENT LURED INTO MY ROOM LOVER, KILLER, BRIDE, GROOM I’LL MAKE YOU SUFFER IN HELL LADIES AND HANGMEN… PELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING SEVER THE HEAD, I DO NOT REPENT I SLAY LIKE I’M HEAVEN-SENT LURED INTO MY ROOM LOVER, KILLER, BRIDE, GROOM I’LL MAKE YOU SUFFER IN HELL YOU HAD ME AT HAIL SATAN YOU HAD ME AT HAIL SATAN YOU HAD ME AT HAIL SATAN YOU WILL LEARN TO LOVE THE PAIN YOU HAD ME AT HAIL SATAN NEW LEVELS OF SUFFERING YOU WANTED A PIECE OF ME I WANT PIECES OF YOU DIE! DIE! ONCE AGAIN… PELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUIDLING
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I LOVE THE SMELL OF HUMAN GARBAGE IN THE MORNING, THE REEK OF MUTILATION IT LOOKS AT ME, IT SMILES AT ME THE EYES ARE DEAD, BUT THE MOUTH SAYS YES RIPPED OUT SPINE, INTERNAL GLOOM CLEAN IT AND BURY IT INSIDE MY ROOM AND FUCK THE CORPSE WITH BROKEN GLASS A RAGE-FILLED, BEAUTIFUL MASTERCLASS CARESS THE ROTTEN, STINKING FLESH DEVOUR THIS FILTHY, PURULENT MESS THE LIAR HAD IT COMING I END THIS ONE WITH NO REGRETS A BLOWTORCH TO THE PALE WHITE FLESH DEVOUR THIS FILTHY, PURULENT MESS A SMELL OF HUMAN GARBAGE DRAINED OF LIFE A SMELL OF HUMAN GARBAGE EMPTIED BOWELS A SMELL OF HUMAN GARBAGE A TOTAL BLOWTORCH CARNAGE THE SMELL OF HUMAN GARBAGE
5.
ENDLESS AMOUNTS OF FECES FORCED DOWN YOUR THROAT COVER YOU IN PIG'S BLOOD SACRIFICE THE GOAT THE BLOOD, THE WOUNDS, THE CARNAGE A SPECTACLE OF GORE THIS SERENADE OF SICKNESS IS WHAT YOU'RE DYING FOR PREPARE THE SAW, PREPARE FOR PAIN BEHOLD THE WRATH, FOR I'M INSANE REMOVE THE HEAD, I AM GOD SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT AND COVER YOU IN PIG'S BLOOD THE BLOOD, THE WOUNDS, THE CARNAGE A SPECTACLE OF GORE THIS SERENADE OF SICKNESS IS WHAT YOU'RE DYING FOR PREPARE FOR PAIN, PREPARE THE SAW BEHOLD THE WRATH, FOR I'M INSANE I AM GOD, REMOVE THE HEAD SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT AND COVER YOU IN PIG'S BLOOD SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT AND COVER YOU IN PIG'S BLOOD MOLESTED, DISSECTED, SLAIN AND RESURRECTED DROWNING IN PIG'S BLOOD, GARGLING PIG'S BLOOD TORMENTED, BEHEADED, RITUAL INFESTATION GARGLING PIG'S BLOOD, DROWNING IN PIG'S BLOOD
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PREPARE THIS MEAL, INTESTINE FEAST HEADS NOW BOIL, WE SERVE, YOU EAT DINE ON THIS FLESH ARMAGEDDON VOMIT FORTH A MEAT DISEASE CANNIBALISTIC AND SADISTIC MURDER OLYMPICS, KILL TO LIVE GUT CUT FLESH, FED TO RATS EATING YOUR INSIDES, A REMARKABLE FEAST COOKING YOUR SKULL, SEASONED WITH BLOOD DEVOUR YOUR EYES, EAT SHIT AND DIE COLON CHAOS, BODY PARTS BARBECUE RINSE DOWN WITH CHLORINE, THE ULTIMATE HIGH SEASONING THIS CORPSE ABYSS TODAY WE MEET FOR BARBEQUE SALTRUBBED EYES, A MEAL OF BLISS WHERE NOTHING'S SERVED APART FROM YOU SEASONING THIS CORPSE ABYSS TODAY WE MEET FOR BARBEQUE SALTRUBBED EYES, A MEAL OF BLISS WHERE NOTHING'S SERVED APART FROM YOU OPEN FIRE FRENZY, A PYRE OF HACKED OFF LIMBS A DINNER OF INTESTINES, I WINE AND DINE IN SIN SHOWER THE CORPSE WITH VOMIT EAT YOU FROM WITHIN SEASONING THIS CORPSE ABYSS TODAY WE DIE FOR BARBEQUE SALTRUBBED EYES, A MEAL OF FLESH WHERE NOTHING'S SERVED APART FROM YOU SEASONING THIS CORPSE ABYSS TODAY WE MEET FOR BARBEQUE SALTRUBBED EYES, A MEAL OF BLISS WHERE NOTHING'S SERVED APART FROM YOU
7.
CHEW ON THE FAT FEED YOU TO RATS USE YOUR BONES FOR BASEBALL BATS LOWERED INTO THE GROUND JUST TO ROT GOT ASKED TO SPARE LIFE, I FORGOT MOANING AND CRYING, THE BODY’S SO SMALL OMINOUS BY NATURE, I GAVE IT MY ALL IT’S THRILLING, THIS KILLING, IT WILL BREATHE NO MORE ON THE WEAK BODY I WILL GO TO WAR DENYING THE FEELINGS I NEVER THOUGHT I HAD AND I WILL MURDER, I NEED TO MURDER SO BAD GALLBLADDER GARGLER GALLBLADDER GARGLER BLUDGEON THE SKULLS UNTIL NOTHING REMAINS ALL THE WHILE HUMMING A TUNE SO DEPRAVED GALLBLADDER GARGLER GALLBLADDER GARGLER BURY THEM DEEP IN A WATERY GRAVE RANCID CADAVERS, MY PRIZE IN THIS RACE LOWERED INTO THE GROUND JUST TO ROT GOT ASKED TO SPARE LIFE, I FORGOT MOANING AND CRYING, THE BODY’S SO SMALL OMINOUS BY NATURE, I GAVE IT MY ALL GALLBLADDER GARGLER
8.
BEATEN, BROKEN, DEAD, UNSPOKEN FOR A STAIN OF FILTH ON HUMANITY ITSELF LEFT TO THE VULTURES, FOOD FOR WORMS THE GUN DOWN YOUR THROAT, MY GIFT TO YOU UNWORTHY OF LIFE, DESERVING THE KNIFE PRAISE THE ARRIVAL OF FLESH ARMAGEDDON SPILLING THE BLOOD, COVERED IN BILE GROTESQUE ECSTASY ENSLAVEMENT AND CARNAGE I CUM IN YOUR CORPSE, I’M NOT SORRY, IT’S WAR I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU BUT YOU LEFT ME NO CHOICE I CUM IN YOUR MOUTH COZ YOU NEED TO SHUT UP I EJACULATE DEATH INTO YOUR WOMB EXCITED TO SLAUGHTER, AROUSED AND UNBOTHERED THIS IS THE COMING OF DEATH, AS I CHOP OF YOUR HEAD GROTESQUE ECSTASY INSANE SAVAGERY GROTESQUE ECSTASY UNPARALELLED BUTCHERY GROTESQUE ECSTASY IMPRESSIVE ACT OF CRUELTY GROTESQUE ECSTASY
9.
CRAVING THE SWEET SMELL OF A ROTTEN CORPSE I’M AT IT AGAIN, I’VE BEEN HERE BEFORE I OPEN THE COFFIN AND BREATHE IN THE STENCH GAGGING FROM PLEASURE WHILE EATING YOUR FACE WORMS CRAWL INSIDE YOU, I’LL DO THE SAME FILL YOU WITH SEMEN, TERROR-FUCK YOUR HEAD A NECROSEXUAL JOURNEY WHERE BEAUTY MEETS PAIN I CAN DO THIS FOREVER, I’M AROUSED BY THE DEAD I’LL RETURN YOU TO YOUR GRAVE I’LL RETURN INTO THE GRAVE AND I WILL VISIT YOU AGAIN OH, HOW I ADORE OH, HOW I ADORE MY REEKING SEXUAL SLAVE A NECROSEXUAL JOURNEY WHERE BEAUTY MEETS PAIN I CAN DO THIS FOREVER, I’M AROUSED BY THE DEAD MORBIDITIES AND CAVITIES MANY OPTIONS FOR MY NEEDS ALL TEN INCHES JUST FOR HER MUST FUCK HER BACK TO BIRTH
10.
WELCOME TO THIS EARTH, SWEET CHILD YOUR HEAD IS NOW THE TARGET HANDGRENADE INSIDE THE WOMB A SIGHT OF TOTAL CARNAGE BLOODSPILL, EXPLODING RAIN OF CUM, IMPLODING STENCH OF PUS AND BODILY FLUIDS HEAD INSIDE, I’M COMING OPEN WIDE, CAVITIES MOTHER OF FATALITIES OPEN WIDE, SACRIFICE FEEDER OF EXTREMITIES NAKED FLESH, HELPLESS EYES SAWED OFF HANDS, SEXUAL MUTILATION RIPPED OUT SPINE HANDGRENADE IMPREGNATION HANDGRENADE IMPREGNATION HANDGRENADE IMPREGNATION HANDGRENADE IMPREGNATION HANDGRENADE IMPREGNATION 
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BROKEN TEETH, BROKEN FACE BROKEN BONES, BROKEN SOUL SHATTERED DREAMS, SHATTERED HOPE YOU’RE STUCK WITH ME NOW WELCOME HOME FIRST, SEDATE PROLONG THE PAIN CHAINSAW SYMPHONY A GORE BUFFET WELCOME HOME TRAUMATIC, ECSTATIC MURDER FANATIC WICKED, SADISTIC IMPRESSIVELY ERRATIC APPLAUD THE SCREAMS OH, AGONY, MAKE THIS INTO REALITY PROUD OF WHAT I HAVE ACHIEVED A GALLERY OF SICKENING DEEDS FIRST, SEDATE PROLONG THE PAIN MURDER FANATIC IMPRESSIVELY ERRATIC MURDER FANATIC MURDER FANATIC

about

“- The fuck is Absurdeity?!", I hear you ask.

Well, pure death metal terror with a few slabs of thrash and black metal thrown in there for good measure. That's Absurdeity.

I am the brains behind long-running behemoth The Project Hate MCMXCIX. In the past I have also been in bands such as Leukemia, House Of Usher, Rosicrucian, God Among Insects and Torture Division.

On top of that I've helped out some great acts like Dark Funeral, Vomitory, Grave and Candlemass for a bunch of live gigs whenever it was needed. I have definitely done some other fantastic shit too and you most likely love all of it.

So what is this actually about then?

Well, I have a need to get some stuff out of me that's different to TPH, and also doesn't crave as much insane work as TPH does.

Absurdeity is simply my outlet for creating 1-5 minute tracks that blast, kill and thrash all over the goddamn place.

This is NOT a band. It has no members. Except for... eh… me, I guess.

Mr. Sandström does vocals for this one, for which I couldn’t be happier since he’s the best out there. But if he doesn’t feel like earning another $2.50 with the next album, somebody else will have to do the grunts.

I’ll deal with that when/if the time comes. I hope Mr. Sandström always finds the time though, coz it's nice to work with the best.

And yeah, I have mixed this myself. It does not have Andy Sneap or Dan Swanö qualities to it. But it sounds all fucken fine.

As said earlier; considering TPH is such a mammoth of a “job” to me when it comes to creating everything, Absurdeity is a musical place where I can just… play and slay.

It’s ferocious. It’s groovy. It sounds absolutely killer.

Trust me.

You're welcome.

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released December 25, 2023

Jörgen Sandström: vocals
Lord K. Philipson: instruments, vocals

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ABSURDEITY Sweden

I am Your King. I am also the brains behind long-running behemoth The Project Hate MCMXCIX, among other things.

Absurdeity is my outlet for full-on death/metal, featuring whoever I deem worthy.

Stay dead.
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